Joke of the Day

MartinRaymondo

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A kid walks into a hardware store to wait for his bus. The owner is helping one of his regular customers and whispers, “This kid is so dumb you won’t believe it.” The store owner walks over to the kid and puts his hands out. He has a dollar bill in the left hand, and in the right hand, he has two quarters. He asks the boy, “Pick one.” 

The boy picks the two quarters and gets on his bus. The owner laughingly turns to the customer and says, “See, I told you. That kid never learns; he always takes the two quarters.” 

A few weeks later, the customer sees the kid at a toy store and asks, “Why did you choose the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” 

The kid turns to him and says, “Because the day I take the dollar bill, the game is over.”