Jokes of the Day: The Boss and the Taxi

Mar. 4

MartinRaymondo

My boss is a sincere person.

I saw him pull up at work in his electric BMW just yesterday.

I greeted and complimented him on his beautiful vehicle as he walked in.

He told me, “Well, if you work hard, set goals, and are prepared to put in long hours, I can get an even nicer one next year.”

A woman is at the airport and waits in line for a cab.

There is customary chit-chat for the first few minutes, then silence for most of the ride.

The lady taps the cab driver on the shoulder to ask a question.

The driver screams, loses control of the car, narrowly avoids hitting a truck, crashes through a fire hydrant, and smashes into a shop window.

Thankfully, nobody gets hurt, and the lady says, “I never thought a light tap on your shoulder would scare you so much?”

The cab driver turns to her and says, “It’s not your fault; today is my first day as a cab driver. I spent the past 20 years driving a hearse.”

Martin Paquet