Jokes of the Day: Mother’s Day, the Genie and the Cowboy

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Joke #1

Two children ordered their mom to stay in bed one Mother’s Day. 

As she lay there waiting for her breakfast to be delivered, she could smell the bacon and potatoes in the air. 

Some time passed, and she grew worried because the food hadn’t arrived. 

The mom walked downstairs and saw her two children eating breakfast. 

One explained, “As a surprise for Mother’s Day, we decided to cook our breakfast.”

Joke #2

Three friends end up on a deserted island. 

One day, they find a genie lamp and rub it for fun. A genie pops out and says, “I’ll grant you each wish.” 

The first friend says, “I wish I could be back home.” The genie grants them their wish. 

The second friend says, “I also want to return home.” 

The genie grants them their wish, then turns to the last friend and says, “What will your wish be?” 

The friend tells the genie, “I’m lonely; I wish my friends were here.”

Joke #3

An old-school cowboy advised his grandson to sprinkle gunpowder on his oatmeal daily to become a rugged cowboy with a long, healthy life. 

The grandson did this religiously every morning until the day he died at the age of 105. 

He left behind 5 children, 12 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, 14 great-great-grandchildren, and a 50-foot hole where the crematorium once stood.